I got a call from a friend a couple of weeks ago. "Hey, Matt: Wanna go to the New England Real Ale Exhibition (NERAX), being held in Somerville, Mass. in a week or so? It is really cool- a bunch of cask conditioned ales, for like ten bucks or something. Should be fantastic".
"Uhhh, OK" I said.... Now, I knew a little bit about cask conditioned ales. I know that they are very special, a 'lost art' throughout the world, and a practically unheard of art here in America. I knew the style derived from those created in Brittan. I knew they were served warm. I knew they were served flat. I knew that the real, hard-core beer aficionados flocked to cask ale festivals all over the US, like ants to a chocolate puddin' pop on a sidewalk in the middle of July. But that is about all I knew. After all, I'm a cheeseguy, remember?
Well, I had no idea what was coming. The New England Real Ale Exhibition is held every year in Somerville. It is Sponsored by the Cask Conditioned Ale Support Campaign (CASC), and the festival offers traditional real ale. This festival started over twelve years ago, by way of a few warm kegs in the bottom of Redbones BBQ joint, a stone's throw from the VFW post in which it thrives now.
'Real Ale' is essentially top-fermented beer, that completes its secondary fermentation in the barrel. Sounds straightforward and simple, right? Not at all. Real ale is more mysterious than blarney stone, more stunning than a London morning in September and more delicious than the best 'fry up' you can find on earth. This is real beer. The way it should be enjoyed. This beer is alive. Unpasteurized. Unfiltered.
Flavor and texture is what real ale is all about. The depth of character of every beer- the nuances and underlying components all emerge and creep out to spook (or delight) you.
From the 'nose' the the 'finish', real ale presents a completely different experience of beer drinking, than that which we are used to in this country- the freezing, over carbonated and flavorless swath that fogs up our pint glasses and goes down like water on a hot summer's day. Now don't get me wrong- I too, upon rare occasion, and during moments of either intense nostalgia, American weak-mindedness, or desire for 'a chilly grown up soda' as my Father used to say- do enjoy a freezing beer in the middle of summer. My days as a roofer and carpenter embedded this into my head, I think: what could be better after a hot day of pounding nails, then a cold beer.
However, I digress. The point is- in order to do justice to REAL beer, to honor the tradition of amazing, first rate brews, made from the hands of a skilled and tireless lot, then we must enjoy them as intended: barrel fermented. Real ales are
the next level. Welcome to 'Brewtopia'.
The line in Somerville jetted out the front of the VFW hall, made a sharp right hand turn at the street, and headed down the block, when we arrived on Wednesday at 6:30pm. Beer nerds were everywhere. 'At the last NERAX, I was like second in line and ended up being the first one to taste the Fuller's Reserve Porter'. Dork. People were wearing their Long Trail hats, their Rock Bottom Brewery shirts. They were be-spectacled, long-haired, bearded, pierced up, tattooed, polo-shirted, penny-loafered and there was even one with some clown gear on.
We all waited outside for a very cold one hour wait, while the ticketed few made early entry.
Then the moment came.
The doors opened and the most magical sight appeared: close to 100 racked barrels, with their cute little chill jackets on, appropriate signage and a bunch of eager 'barmasters' and 'brewmaidens' waiting to pour for the well behaved, calm and thirsty crowd. $10 per person got us in, then it was up to us. For the most part, $1.50 for a 1/4 pint, $3.00 for a 1/2 pint, and (if allowed) $5.00 for a whole pint. Taste whatever you want. Mix it up. Try some from the UK and some from the US. A little sip here, a little sip there- the next thing you know, you are 6 pints in. BUT- the good news, is that all of these ales are very low alcohol, because the point is that they are considered 'session' beers- those that can be leisurely consumed at a corner pub, pint after pint after pint. Therefore, most of the ABV's tend to be anywhere from 3-5%. What does that mean for you? More opportunity to taste the spectrum of what might be available for that given day, as the casks change from day to day.
I would say by the time we left, I was able to try close to fifteen different beers, of varying style, technique, flavor profile and strength. Out of those fifteen, I would say I met three that literally changed my life. I know, I know- that is a strong statement, but you have two more days left to see exactly what I mean. Go there. Take the commuter train. Then take the T to Davis Square. Eat at Redbones first and drink some water. Then go pay your wee ten bucks and drink some real ale. The pittance is worth the immeasurable experience you are about to get. Living beer. It's what's for dinner. Oh- by the way, that 'friend' was Jim Williams from Seven Stars fame. He's a beer geek. A big one, in a good way. This review, and subsequently my unforgettable first experience with cask conditioned ale could not have been possible without him. Thanks, Jim.
For my photos of NERAX, click
HERE.
My top three of the festival:
1. Fuller's London Porter:
Rich, dark and complex, it is brewed from a blend of Brown, Crystal and Chocolate malts for a creamy delivery balanced by traditional Fuggles hops. The range of flavours works well with a wide variety of foods, ranging from rich meat dishes, to oysters, and even chocolate puddings.
2. Butternuts 'Porkslap'
Beyond an awesome name. This was f*cking briliant. A Special Bitter, dry hopped with Kent Goldings. Amber in color, mild spicy notes. Imagine it with grilled scallops. Smoked, pulled pork. Apple tarts. Even something as simple as a smoked gouda quesadilla. Holy crap, batman.
3. Dark Star's Espresso Stout
A black beer brewed with roasted barley malt and challenger hops BUT with freshly ground espresso coffee beans also added to the copper for a few minutes after the boil to provide a rich and complementary coffee aroma. Wooohoooo. Bust out the beef brisket, dude!
Details:
NERAX at the George Dilboy Post VFW, Davis Square, Somerville.
http://www.nerax.org/nerax/
Remaining 'Sessions':
Friday 6:00 - 10:30 p.m. $15
Saturday 12:00 - 7:00 p.m. $5